OSAMA's SMS TO BUSH

 After numerous rounds of: "We don't even know if Osama
is still alive," Osama himself decided to send George
Bush a letter in English, in his own handwriting to
let him know he was still in the game. Bush opened the
letter and it appeared to contain a real strange,
perhaps coded message: *370HSSV-0773H* Bush was
baffled, so he emailed it to Condi Rice. Condi and her
aides had no clue either, so they sent it to the FBI.
No one could solve it so it went to the CIA, then to
NASA. With no clue as to its meaning, they eventually
asked Britain 's MI-6 for help. MI-6 cabled the White
House: "Tell the President he's holding the message
upside down."